i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Just invented taco cereal.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Randomize
