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  • 63 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:47pm

    This doesn't sound like a text, more like some dude talking with his therapist. And RedTube FTW...

  • 63 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:36pm

    I only do that when im drunk so i feel like a spy when i avoid the cops

  • 57 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 9:44pm

    thats so adorable and sad. lol.

  • 56 41
    Submitted by Anonymous159753 on Jul 1, 10 at 4:48pm

    awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  • 53 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:40am

    how do you call a russian in brooklyn? yo brooklyn's russian... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I AM SO HIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (with an accent).

  • 56 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:21pm

    I laughed so hard at this

  • 50 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:51pm

    omg let's be friends

  • 62 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:14pm

    In Soviet Russia, car drives you!

  • 49 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 1:16pm

    lmfao thats fckin adorable. i wish my mum had an accent so i could do it too ):

  • 46 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:29am

    That is so adorable. :D

  • 47 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:57pm

    true that 842 but they make hella good spies LOL @ 7:36 and 7:58

  • 55 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:06pm

    LOLOLOL AT 758 AHHAhHAhhhHHhHAHAHA

  • 50 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:19pm

    this site is so full of funny bullshit that when you see the couple actual heartfelt ones it really stick the knife in and twists...

  • 48 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:32pm

    Hahahahahaha. Awesome.

  • 49 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:58pm

    Pathetic, I will beat your ass. Back. And forth. Back. And forth... mhmm... oh damn. Time for Redtube....

  • 45 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:32am

    7:58, 8:37, that's my girlfriend! * note to self, be careful what i text to her

  • 51 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:52pm

    awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww how cute

  • 43 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:50pm

    Love russians (not from brooklyn).

  • 40 34
    Submitted by mackboy21 on May 9, 10 at 3:32am

    That's fuckeddddd up

  • 40 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 10:20pm

    awww, that was cute.

  • 48 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 6:05pm

    In Soviet Russia, calm downs you. ;)

  • 49 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:48am

    this one's really sad..

  • 44 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:42pm

    Russians are racists!

  • 43 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:38am

    It's cute! My friends and I like to talk in accents for fun! It seems to make our conversations that much more interesting : )

  • 49 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 7:40pm

    How pathetic. I thought Russians were tougher.

  • 39 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:35am

    In Soviet Russia, accent speaks in you!

  • 42 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:03pm

    lmao im russian and i dont have an accent but sometimes when im drunk i BUST IT OUTTTTTTT

  • 47 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:00pm

    i think it's pretty adorable.

  • 37 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:53pm

    In Soviet Russia, mommies find you!

  • 37 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:49am

    Boris?! is that you?! the russian from queens, haha xD

  • 39 57
    Submitted by qwertyj on Jun 9, 10 at 1:08am

    Haha. Uhhhhhh, wow.

  • 36 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:06pm

    nothing gets your ass in line like a russian yelling at you

  • 45 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:32pm

    HAHAHA time for red tube omg

  • 48 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 8:08pm

    I'm a fucking guy and I think that's cute.

  • 33 49
    Submitted by sarahsunshine on Sep 14, 10 at 2:58am

    What. The. Fuck.\nlmfao

  • 33 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:58pm

    lmaoo aw ! soo cute and so funny