We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
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just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
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I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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