I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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