Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I currently don't understand fingers.
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