I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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