I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
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The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
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He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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