youre lurking in front of me
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
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All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
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I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I use my feet as sexual weapons
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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