just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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