The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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