My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Randomize
