hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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