I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
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i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
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i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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