would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Randomize