I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
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Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
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she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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