But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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