I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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