return my video game
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
