question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
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The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
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Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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