Dual....:-)
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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