I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
We were destined to go to rehab together
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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