How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
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Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
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How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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