I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
he fucked my hip out of place.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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