just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
birth control should be required to get into college
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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