This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
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