bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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