Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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