Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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