he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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