i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
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I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
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I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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