READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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