so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
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i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
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I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
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