Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
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