Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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