how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
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If i need to get strippers involved i will.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
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I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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