Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
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She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
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I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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