I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
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One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
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I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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