Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
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I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
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So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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