Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
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sometimes i wonder how half of these get approved.
I was there. There was an ancient looking crackhead clown chasing th truck and screaming "Santa! Santa!"
Santa rides around the neighborhood every single year on the firetruck. Also, seeing santa at the bar is nothing new, there's santa bar crawls all the time before christmas.
Jesus what bumblefuck places do you people live in? Move to a fucking city and get over it already.
Who says legit besides Andy samberg?
Jesus y'all are whiny. How about you don't use the word...then get the fuck over it. Surely you can find a better way to waste your time.
I guess I'm the only one more concerned about the misspelling of Claus than the use of a popular word. You're all idiots.
Fuck the op in the ass.
(916): I got so high I took a epic shit in my pants I. In the bar while drinking red wine is that classy?
I'm Russian stfu and stop saying epic, spasiba russhik
Use of word "epic". is automatic. Text was shit anyway though.
In Soviet Russia, Santa Claus just do drive-by.
dont ferget classy
worst fucking word ever
give the postal code, I definately was at this same parade yesterday. DUNNVILLE.
Epic was cool when it was used by nerds on forums. Now it's just lame.
You're all shit. i hope you know that.
Lol, this 1 is real. At least it's not like the other 80 percent that are fake. It is also really funny :D
Hey, 5:34 AM, that was legit!
Epic Epic Epic Epic Epic Epic Epic Epic Epic fucking epic everyone shut up and fuckin bitchin.
can we, as a society, please phase out the word epic?
All this fucking whining about "epic".
If you wouldn't have said "epic" this might have been funny.
Saying epic = douchebag
Chuck Norris can.
Omg like this would like be such a like epic night!!! :)
That's nothing, I saw Santa at the bar the other night.
9:22 (1) don't bitch because nobody likes your favorite word. "epic" is fucking stupid and everyone should just stop using it.
This may have been an okay text if you spelled Santa Claus right, you fucking dumbass.
It would be so epic if we could figure out a legit way to get people to stop saying epic and legit.
wait where was this??
i legit think i know who it was.
The world should also stop saying legit. Epic and legit have got to be the two most annoying words in the English language.
hah! Santa Claus parade in kincardine! I was there, with the fire department. and held the ladder for him to get up there. I highly doubt that his being on a firetruck affected your night by much.
Santa runs! We have to do those around Christmas with our fd too. It's gayyyyyyy!
Please please no more Epic please.
Does it really matter that she/he spelled claus clause... -_-
Yea, not so much!
But ur mom was great last night!
Stop saying "epic."
that soviet russia thing is getting annoying... shut the fuck up dude seriously. This text is probably fake either way how does stupid shit like this make it on here. fucking lame.
Sounds like the Kincardine Christmas parade haha
So sick of "epic" not funny or original