smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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