no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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