Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
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Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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