I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
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it was like getting a handjob from robocop
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
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Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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