I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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