Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
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woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
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I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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