I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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