Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
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