jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him