I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
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all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
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I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I love you. Go after that dick
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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