I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
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