can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
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The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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