I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
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malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
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That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
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