they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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