I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
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i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
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When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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