Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
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Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
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Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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