Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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