its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
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this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
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We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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