Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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