Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
